The following line up is the present 710 members.
All these boys have shown extreme dexterity in proving they have what is requisite to be a 710 member
Let me introduce
Jumanji
This guy is an accomplished camp chef; he has the skill to go beyond the call of duty when it comes to faux pars.
It has been known for jumaji to make awe-inspiring cock ups
The Pit Bitch
Wow what a guy, he can manufacture most amazing constructions from tooth picks.
It has been known for the bitch to construct a model of the Eiffel tower out of ear wax
Some say he was behind the construction of Tracey Island, and Tracey did not know
Cockachumpy
This is the bloke who is renowned for skip hunting and putting any old crap on internet auction sites. We advise you don’t put anything down or the bugger will have a reserve on immediately
The Shopkeeper
Be afraid don’t go through his portal, this fellow 710 member has the unique ability to turn a drama into the funniest thing going. Celebrated for his one liners and his trade mark Red Fez
The Slacker
This young man is the quiet one, that’s because he is able to sleep like a martini.
Any time, any place, anywhere
But beware he has a sting in his tail. This little bugger can snore
Paul and Mary
Hand bags at dawn, these two squabble like cat and dog. One minute its hairspray the next its housekeeping, don’t get me wrong they don’t bat for the other side, they are brothers.
GRAVY
Over the past year, he has had a makeover… No longer is he the 710 stunt double. No! He is our man in the trade; a vote was taken in early 2010 as He was not happy with being tagged as Fagin. So it was decided that from that day on he shall be branded as Gravy.
Another little know fact, is that he is at his happiest with his rod in hand.
YODA
He is font of all things Bol#*ks. Some say he is 710 years old. Some say he does know how to make tea. All we know is that during the war he kept the
Our Billy
This old chap is another quite one.
Living a modest lifestyle.
Lately he has been scanning the local area at night in his pimped up Ex Nissan Taxi.
This ghetto style grease monkey has a passion for the odd rap
Mr B
The talents of this man are beyond the control of any human being.
Mr B is an expert in his field but occasionally forgets to close the gate.
Mr B is a likeable character and can often be seen pondering on how water runs uphill.
